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Swaggin' Wagon: I do have a question, I have this uh...girl and you know she's special....how do I tell her?

snarky-once-ler:

Balls to the wall, my brother. If she’s that special you need to make this as romantic as possible. Don’t get cheesy though, she’s not a mouse after all. I’m gunna make you a little list here, since, you know, I think you’re genuine and deserve it.

  • Take her to a place…

See? I know how to treat a lady~

ladysmutty: Snarky, baby, how ya doin'? 

I haven’t slept in four days, so I guess that says I’m doin’ great. I mean, considering that I’m not in a coma yet. 

Anonymous: What are you supposed to be? 

I actually wasn’t supposed to be. My mom’s kind of a slut, you see….she told me once that he was her hair-stylist. So I suppose I was originally supposed to be a highlighting appointment. Someone clearly forgot to put on the hair cap. Yup.

I do have a question, I have this uh…girl and you know she’s special….how do I tell her?

Balls to the wall, my brother. If she’s that special you need to make this as romantic as possible. Don’t get cheesy though, she’s not a mouse after all. I’m gunna make you a little list here, since, you know, I think you’re genuine and deserve it.

  • Take her to a place that is meaningful and/or will make her smile. Cuz, there isn’t always a “special place”. If you have been out with her somewhere and you’ve witnessed this pleasant dreamy phenomenon, that’s the place.
  • Make eye contact. It makes her feel like she’s the only thing in your world. Try not to get too distracted by her beauty that you stop hearing what she’s saying.
  • Hold her hand if you choose to walk to your destination. Not only will that let her know she’s your special girl, but it’s kind of a given. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but some people would not have thought to go as far as to even walk next to their date.
  • Oh yeah, that reminds me, this is a date scenario, so keep that in mind.
  • Share with her something that you wouldn’t share with anyone else. It could be an idea, possession, or a feeling. Anything. As long as it’s for her to hold and her alone.
  • Make an effort to let her know the things in her that you value. The things that make her special. Tell her about how cute it is when she says she misses you or about what her laugh does to you. Not… That… Exactly, but you catch my drift.
  • FINALLY: You need to tell her. That’s the most important thing. When it’s the right time, trust me, you’ll know. Just don’t take it for granted. There are plenty of times to tell a girl how great she is, but then there is the perfect time to tell her what she means to you.

Anyways… I hope this all works out for you. I have no doubt in my mind that it will. Good luck~

—-Snarky [[See? I’m not a bad guy.]]

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Yep, I am totally shameless.


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Anonymous: i called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse 

Oh… I feel bad for you. That’s what he does to things he loves.

PUT A LETTER FROM A - Z IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING I LOVE WHICH STARTS WITH THAT LETTER

sanguineonce-ler:

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sanguineonce-ler:

I don’t know why he sent me the papers~~ I mean we live together and all~~

You’ll never guess. I just got a message from my doctor. Apparently, I’m not supposed to come within 15 feet of you. Something about irreversible damage to my brain cells… Who knew?



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